Hilarious online dating quotes

Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. - Yasmine Bleeth If people waited to know each other before they were married, the world wouldn't be so grossly over-populated. Somerset Maugham Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money.

Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. - Sure-fire singles ad by Joe Bob Briggs Yeah, I'm kind of lazy.

There are zillions of daters out there in dating-land vying for your attention, hoping that you will recognize that they, uniquely,can fill that magical place in your heart.

Focus on the less superficial stuff, not how tall or suave or sexy you want your prospect to be.

Then you need to combine that thought with something about who you are. If that advice doesn’t work and you’re still drawing a complete blank, you have three choices: Some sites automatically use the first few words of your essay to generate your tagline. This tagline isn’t horrible, and it won’t injure anyone, but that tagline won’t excite anyone either.

either sex, however, may bring a little gift, its value to be determined by the bizarrness of the sexual request to be made later that evening. All I have to do is read the paper: I'm marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. - Stockard Channing Fidelity to the subject's thoug Any idiot would know women's needs are simple.

O'Rourke What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house.